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Austin Roller Moms

Number: 168

Position: upright

Astrological sign: Year of the Snake

Hobbies: Roller Derby, what else?

Distinguishing Characteristics: Low blood pressure, no cavities and dislike of chocolate (is there a connection??)

Likes : Spinach with Garlic, Learning

Dislikes: Sore feet, allergens, bad drivers, squirrels in the bird feeder, being patronized

Penalties: Hands!

Award/Good Behavior: Most improved Diva

Bio: When not hanging at home with the Three Bears, Scoldilocks contemplates ways to introduce Roller Derby to the Chinese masses. Former home coming queen and Tank Girl “wannabe”, Scoldi strives to be a Bad Ass every day.